HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY FROM
GERALDINE & MICHAEL
AND ALL THE GANG IN THE KILLEEN HOUSE

 

TEST YOUR IRISHNESS......

If the below sounds like yourself then you can be sure that you are one of ours!!

1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins holds political office.
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short
6) You are very good at playing a lot of very bad GOLF
7) There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper & killing someone.
8) Much of your food was boiled.
9) You have never hit your head on the ceiling.
10) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling.
11) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
12) You're, therefore, poetic a lot.
13) You will be punched for no good reason...a lot.
14) Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations.
15) Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her.
16) Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary....and one is Mary Catherine Elizabeth.
17) Someone in your family is incredibly cheap. It is more than likely you.
18) You don't know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
19) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking.
20) "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge".
21) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you
make up for in frequency.
22) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.
23) You are, or know someone, named "Murph".
24) If you don't know Murph, then you know Mac, if you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully, and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy.
25) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
26) Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room.

 

 



 


THE FIRST EVER (AND MAYBE LAST EVER, TOO!) KILLEEN HOUSE COMPETITION

Those of you who have read this far, and who are really observant, will have noticed that Geraldine is missing from the photo at the top


The question is………………….. "WHY"?

E-mail your answer to the Killeen House Website via the Link below. (And keep them clean for God's sake - that's a Family Website…….)

PRIZES:

FIRST most original answer will win a bottle of Midleton Very Rare – the World’s finest (Irish of course!) Whiskey

SECOND most original answer will receive a bottle of Kerry Spring sparkling mineral water!!!

THIRD most original answer will win a (slightly used) Killeen House Bic pen!!!

FOURTH most original answer will receive 6 (unused) Killeen House monogrammed paper napkins!!!

Winners will be announced in our next Newsletter – hopefully sometime in mid April, when we launch our New Website, and open the place up for the summer!!

ENTER COMPETITION HERE